DIE TROLL die....

Have I mentioned...my new neighbor looks like a troll? Not one of those trolls that sits on every old ladies table at the bingo hall, to bring them good luck, but a real live, lives under a bridge, hairy moles on his face, yellow teeth TROLL! ...if any of you happen to be a "living under a bridge" troll and you are reading this, I do, sincerely apologize for the harsh words, but this is my view of you. I own soap, and even have extra, non used tooth brushes that my dentist gives me every six months for my cleaning, in which stay wrapped up and never used, that you can have. You are more than welcome to come over and use my soap and shower to bath and hell, even my expensive, awesome sensitive teeth tooth paste, hell, I'll share, if it spares you the dirty looks and god awful smell. THAT'S A TRUE TROLL FRIEND!