How does this awkward moment keep happening to me...?

After forcing myself out of bed early this afternoon (yes, that's right...I said this afternoon), I decided to brave the likes of the rest of the world. So...I went for a stroll. I strolled through the shops downstairs, watched the lion feeding, then attempted to find a cheap place to buy a pair of pants....since, apparently, I absent mindedly left them in the dryer, back at my apartment...IN FRESNO! So I went to hail a cab..then I learned there are no cheap places to buy pants close to the strip and it was going to cost me about $60 in just cab fair. So, accepting my defeat I gave up and decided it was time to eat.

So I walked over to Hooters...my home away from home around these parts. WINGS BABY! Along the way I ran into a nice couple, who I just happened to meet on the corner while waiting for the "walk" sign to go green. We chatted for a few minutes while we waited...really about nothing on particular, began walking again...I turned to walk up the sidewalk, to the hotel, when the husband (presumably) asked me if I had any plans for this evening. Not sure where he was going with this I responded "tentatively...depending on my group". His response? "well my lady and I are looking to have a good time while we are here...if you know what of mean..." Then he winks. I practically choked on my laughter. I think he understood my gesture of rejection to his proposal of me being the cream in their oreo.

Let's see how many more times that will happen this week....